As part of its well-meaning quest to rid itself of racism, the Seattle School District has found a program it considers racially biased.

Summer break. The 10-week hiatus from school is institutionally racist, said the district’s Equity and Race Relations director. That means it’s something that “results in less access to services and opportunities of a society based on race.”

http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2007/04/school_district_3.php

[Wait, didn't the Nazis invent summer break? Yes, of course — that would explain it perfectly!]